Now excuse me for pointing this out... Why the hell are there no male bloggers. Oh I know why! Because all the women do is talk, talk, talk about men. And no guys talk about girls! What the hell is up with that?! You know what screw this, I'm about to show you some of the hottest women in literature that I have read. Let's start with Buffy Summers. Oh and I might curse in this so beware. Oh and I won't be doing Tuesday's Novel Spotlight this week. So this makes up for it.
Look at her! That position, the hair, that pooch of her lips, the fire in her eyes and the blood on the dagger. Such a big turn on people! You can not say that she does not turn you on! Seriously! Buffy, and I'm talking about her because of the release of the new book, is beyond hot. She is inspiration to all men out there. What guy wouldn't like a girl who can kick ass and make a sandwich for them?! Now the picture we see up there is of Sarah Michelle Gellar, who is also hot beyond imagination, but she is portraying Buffy and she does one hell of a job at it. I wouldn't mind getting my ass kicked by her. -sigh-
Now, the next person is....
Luna Lovegood! Now shut up people! I can already hear you guys saying, WTF she isn't hot. And for those girls that are now following along in this conversation, it's more about just looks. Although Luna is pretty hot. Her long blonde hair, and her intense blue eyes. She is rocking that lion on top of her head, making Lady Gaga look like a dress up doll! Luna Lovegood definitely has power! I mean seriously, she is odd, she is weird, she survived the war, she fought Bellatrix and survived. Plus did I mention how she's odd. Yes, I have a thing for the odd ones. And she is just -smiles-. I will marry her one day, you all hear that?! Evanna Lynch, you are mine!
Hermione Granger. Hermione, Hermione, Hermione. How you grew from a cute little girl, to a magnificent woman. You are superb, beautiful, powerful, smart, wise, cunning, brave, courageous, loyal and the list goes on and on. No one does it like Hermione does. Just look at that look on her face. She looks scared and hurt and alone yet she's ready to kick anyone's ass that gets in her way. And that red dress, definitely working for you. Emma Watson has grown before our very eyes. I will marry her too. She's mine!
Arya, you powerful female elf. Your grace and style is amazing. The way you kick Orc ass and beyond me. And let me mention how you don't need a man to do it either! -actually non of the women here need men to help them kick ass- Bella take note. Arya, you are like the chocolate to my milk. The chip to my chocolate. Although you are not my favorite, I still love you too. Sienna Guillory is spectacular, let me tell you. Or I kind of already did. O.o
Kahlan Amnell, Oh My God! I love you so much! You have no idea how much this chick can kick your fucking ass! She is beautiful, sexy, spectacular, I will not do this again! She is everything a man wants! Just look at her right there getting ready to kick your fucking ass! I would lay down my life for this woman. She is epic in the novels and amazing in the show. You have no idea. She makes me shudder with excitement whenever I read or see her. Bridget Regan is my dream woman. She is the one that I want to marry, truthfully. No man or woman can resist her beauty and they shouldn't. It should be a crime to resist her. Wrong with you people, don't look at me that way. Marry me Bridget Regan? Now? Seriously, I'm not even joking. I can share a bed with you and the next person.
CARA! This is Veronica's favorite chick and I have to agree wit her. Just look at this lips and those shoulders. She is not afraid to do nude scenes, although we don't see anything people! Family television! And a vision of side-boobs. Cara is not any type of girl. She will make you scream bloody hell, curl your toes and make you want more. Both in sex and in torture. Not even joking you. She will get her red, um, Agiel, and make you experience both pain and pleasure at the same time. Cara is the type of person that if any of these girls ever met, she would kick everyone's ass, except for Kahlan. And then she would take Kahlan and make sweet love to her because she can do that. I bet you anything Tabrett Bethell would do the same exact thing too. I wouldn't mind cheating on Kahlan with her. Only because Kahlan wouldn't mind either.
Now, this is a bit short, but I will definitely keep bringing the Hottest Female Characters back once in a while. Guys need to come on the blogs too! So let's go and follow me! No really, click follow on the side to follow me... =D
If any of these girls are hot enough to make you comment, then please go ahead and comment. If they're not hot enough then comment with which characters are. Do it now...