Tuesday's Novel Spotlight (10)

Hello Ladies. And Gentlemen but there's like one of you (waves to Johnny) so it's mostly ladies. Actually -clears throat-

*Lights shine. Stage forms out. Chairs flip upright.*

Hello Ladies and welcome to another edition of "That Taken Dude", where you girls get the chance to see a guy who's taken and you can't have him. Mwuahaha. This is all for the purpose of mocking you. I kid. Or do I?

Today's contestant is a man. Obviously. He is a very nice man, might I add. Taken. So that sucks for you ladies. He goes by the name of Jonathan aka Johnny. Unfortunately he can't step out onto the stage because he's busy so we'll just talk about a book.

Lady #1: SCREW THE BOOK!

Oh, that's, wow.

Lady #2: WE WANT JOHNNY!
Lady #1: JOHNNY WE LOVE YOU!

Alright ladies! -puts them in a box- How about I show you another badass person, but from a book.

-silence-

What book you ask?

The Way of Shadows by Brent Weeks.

Ladies: Booooo.

I have this book standing on my to be read pile ever since I won it from a contest. And it's a pretty huge book for paperback and I'm really excited to read it.

Lady #2: That guy looks like Johnny! -melts-

Whatever you say. But anyway, yea the cover does look awesome and the dude looks really badass...

Lady #1: Not as badass as Johnny!

-glares- But characters aren't always about what they look like.

Ladies: Yes they are.

It's about who they are and what they become. So let's take a look at this character and his story.

-screen comes out-

Lady #3: Oh my God, is it pictures of Johnny?!

Sure, just zippit!

-screen shows words-

For Durzo Blint, assassination is an art-and he is the city's most accomplished artist.

For Azoth, survival is precarious. Something you never take for granted. As a guild rat, he's grown up in the slums, and learned to judge people quickly - and to take risks. Risks like apprenticing himself to Durzo Blint.

But to be accepted, Azoth must turn his back on his old life and embrace a new identity and name. As Kylar Stern, he must learn to navigate the assassins' world of dangerous politics and strange magics - and cultivate a flair of death.

-screen goes up and the ladies wake up-

As you can see, it does sound interesting and I've never read anything about assassins. So I'm really hoping my first one will keep me interested.

Lady #1: Oh my God, just shut up and give us Johnny!

Listen! If you guys want Johnny I will tell you if you SHUT UP for like 5 minutes ok?!

-silence-

Perfect. As I was saying, I'm hoping that I can start this novel soon and I really want to buy the other books. The covers look awesome as well. If you guys have read it tell me what you thought down below in the comments, uh, I mean voice your opinions to me by speaking. Yea, that sounds right.

And now. I shall let you ladies have Johnny. He's backstage. Go get him.

-ladies get up and run towards backstage, taking everything in their process.-

Yea, that kind of hurt. But it's your problem now Johnny. =D

-see's a little two year old going after the ladies.-

Aww, she's so cute.

-pulls knife out of the diaper-

O.o